December 2011
Passed a real gentleman on the sidewalk tonight
Dude [into cellphone]: I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING JAW THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU. DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR FUCKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK-- hold on, give me a second. There's a woman walking by.
I always wonder where people find my Tumblr.
I wonder why they clicked onto my page specifically.
I wonder what makes them click the ”Follow” button.
I wonder who actually keeps up with my Tumblr.
I wonder who actually enjoys my Tumblr.
I wonder if I’m anyone’s Tumblr crush.
You can come confess if you want.. COME CONFESS.
It will be amazing if you do <3
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
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11. You'll never know if I sent this to ten people...
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Tagged -_-
1. Rob is the bane of my last day of 2011 2. My bedroom is blue-teal, green-teal, and green. 3. I look better with glasses than without. 4. My mind is horribly, terribly, irreconcilably dirty. 5. I’m in like with my best friend(s). 6. I’m not neat or organized, but people assume I am. 7. I love learning but I get bad grades because I don’t do my homework. 8. I have changed my...
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shimozu asked: Tag, you’re it! Here are the rules: Each tagged person must post ten things about themselves. You have to choose and tag ten people. Go to their blogs and tell them you tagged them. No tag backs!
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The awkward moment when you don't know why you're...
laughingstation:
Funniest Blog Click this!
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Just because the gate doesn't swing that way...
My BRILLIANT former roommate.
Solving World Hunger
Me: Hey dad how's it going?
Dad: Well, I haven't solved world hunger yet.
Me: That's okay, I haven't figured out world peace yet either.
Dad: Well, I think I'm getting close- I think it has something to do with 'Give everyone enough food'
Me: Oh! Wow! That's.... that's a novel and genius idea...
Dad: I think that it's something along those lines.
“”Remind me which color bandanna I’m supposed to wear that says...”
– Veronica Mars
"I can teach you the newest dance step. It starts...
An Acrostic by Will Ganss
l - little i - intellectual z - zebras w- won’t i - iterrupt l - luke s- skywalker o - on n - new year’s eve.
but they would any other day of the year
"Bitter Ex-girlfriend Haiku #75"
I love you in God’s way. Which means I ignore you And never return your calls. -Big Poppa E
"There's been some confusion for you see my...
“As days pass, untruths become unimportant or untruths become truths of a...”
– -Kill Me, Stephen White
Bless us, oh Lord, for these Thy gifts which we...
"How 'bout we change the first question to 'Have...
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shimozu replied to your post: SPAMMING Y’ALL’S DASHES WITH RANDOM STUFF. Problem?
and a Kindergarten Cop gif to boot!
Um yes.
I’m just going to be dropping random gifs wherever I feel like today.
"So Seattle is 'where it all began.'" "We just...
Criminal Minds 2x8 (“Empty Planet”)
SPAMMING Y'ALL'S DASHES WITH RANDOM STUFF....
"How did the dinosaurs die? Was it punishment...
"There's a mixture of love and hatred here that's...
Thou shall not open doors with the intent of...
“”I think I must be a very weird person.”
– Douglas Adams to Neil Gaiman for the book Dont Panic.
Subjective impressions may vary according to local...
-Footnote added to The Illustrated Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
"Jesus said 'Blessed are those who mourn, for...
friends don't let friends grow up. -Big Poppa E
“As the shoot wound down, Jeff and I got to chat a little. “How would you like me...”
– Neil Gaiman in Adventures In the Dream Trade