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elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

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pale-fruity-absolution:

Homestucks yesterday: lol caliborn lol shitty davekat lol ive missed this
Homestucks today: if john egbert dies, I die

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thirtymillionquid:

asexual people can:

  • have sex
  • decide not to have sex
  • have a sex drive
  • have no sex drive
  • be sexually active
  • not be sexually active
  • enjoy sex
  • dislike sex
  • get physical sensation through sex

asexual people do not:

  • look at someone and their body responds with ”i want you to fuck that.”

every asexual people is different. but for fucks sake, can we stop acting like asexual means celibate. 

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monsterkin:

you son of a mumford

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queentortillini:

karethdreams:

asongofwizardsandtimelords:

therothwoman:

changelingbychoice:

Misty Mountains Cold 100% speed up for anon

HELP I’M GONNA PEE MYSELF I CAN’T STOP LASUGHING OH GOD

That was weirdly beautiful.

the minions from despicable me have decided to retake their homeland

Re blogging for the minions. My love.

(Source: thranduilings)

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apple-saucy:

spookynez:

chaosprancing:

superwholockgarfield:

morgrana:

OMG so I just figured out the word “hurt”

it’s past, present and future

you will be hurt

you are hurt

you were hurt

BECAUSE IF SOMETHING TRULY HURT, IT NEVER REALLY STOPS

you poetic little shit

it’s because… it’s an adjective… …

you will be stupid

you are stupid

you were stupid

BECAUSE IF SOMEONE IS TRULY STUPID, THEY NEVER REALLY STOP

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brommunism:

brommunism:

i dont think anyone is more serious about urban legends than theatre kids i mean once a kid had to go home from rehearsal bc he said the name of the scottish play onstage and someone punched him in the face

image

of course i didnt what kind of fool do you take me for

(Source: boommunism)

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inconsistentblogger:

The thing that delights me most about comics with both Spider-Man and Deadpool in them is that in ANY OTHER COMIC Spider-Man is the joking little kid of the group but if you put Deadpool beside him he’s suddenly the adult of the situation 

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sophiereads-sophiewrites:

pocketpadfoot:

bloodpactgirlscout:

last night it occurred to me that sirius black being colorblind would make a lot of sense

bc like

i dunno dogs and stuff

but imagine a red-green colorblind sirius

he loves gryffindor so much and hates slytherin SO MUCH 

but he CANT TELL THE COLORS APART

HE CHEERS FOR THE WRONG TEAM AT QUIDDITCH MATCHES probably.

"AW YEAH GRYFFINDOR SCORES!!!!"

"Padfoot, that’s your brother who scored."

"NOT FUCKING AGAIN"

I approve this headcanon.

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beccaliving:

Just a reminder that tattoos don’t have to mean anything. They do not require some intricate and moving backstory. Some people just appreciate having art on their skin…it’s as simple as that.

(Source: beccaradiating)