asexual people can:
- have sex
- decide not to have sex
- have a sex drive
- have no sex drive
- be sexually active
- not be sexually active
- enjoy sex
- dislike sex
- get physical sensation through sex
asexual people do not:
- look at someone and their body responds with ”i want you to fuck that.”
every asexual people is different. but for fucks sake, can we stop acting like asexual means celibate.
Misty Mountains Cold 100% speed up for anon
HELP I’M GONNA PEE MYSELF I CAN’T STOP LASUGHING OH GOD
That was weirdly beautiful.
the minions from despicable me have decided to retake their homeland
Re blogging for the minions. My love.
OMG so I just figured out the word “hurt”
it’s past, present and future
you will be hurt
you are hurt
you were hurt
BECAUSE IF SOMETHING TRULY HURT, IT NEVER REALLY STOPS
you poetic little shit
it’s because… it’s an adjective… …
you will be stupid
you are stupid
you were stupid
BECAUSE IF SOMEONE IS TRULY STUPID, THEY NEVER REALLY STOP
i dont think anyone is more serious about urban legends than theatre kids i mean once a kid had to go home from rehearsal bc he said the name of the scottish play onstage and someone punched him in the face
of course i didnt what kind of fool do you take me for
last night it occurred to me that sirius black being colorblind would make a lot of sense
i dunno dogs and stuff
but imagine a red-green colorblind sirius
he loves gryffindor so much and hates slytherin SO MUCH
but he CANT TELL THE COLORS APART
HE CHEERS FOR THE WRONG TEAM AT QUIDDITCH MATCHES probably.
"AW YEAH GRYFFINDOR SCORES!!!!"
"Padfoot, that’s your brother who scored."
"NOT FUCKING AGAIN"
I approve this headcanon.